Thank you Older brother for being such a screwup in life, thank you for being such an asshole to everybody that everybody looks at me and treats me the same way, especially my own parents. Thank you, you worthless piece of shit
August 2011
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Overlooking a vast jungle, atop a mountianous cave, there is a built in bunker. Three people were in it two gunman and a hostage. I was the protector and my efforts to save the hostage were in vain. In a fit of rage I killed the other man and took his gun and plotted my escape. But as I stepped outside flying transports showed up holding multiple people to be captive in this bunker, and as I looked back to the bodies. They began to glow an iridescent yellow and began to dissapate into the air. But I look forward and there are hundreds of transports coming this way and then the scenery changes to a house that apparently belongs to my uncle. I am watching on tv what I just experienced, and told my uncle that was a stupid movie. We proceed to eat and chew the fat. But then I get a phone call about being scheduled for work at 2:30. I look at the clock and then the window. It is 1:40 and outside is pitch dark. I tell my co worker that it is impossible to work right now because it is almost 1am and that I’m not scheduled until later that day. But then I realized that the clock says 1:40pm and it was indeed the afternoon, but ridiculously dark. So I shoot the shit a little more with my family before I leave. While driving down to the highway I see a giant trampoline in the middle of the road. I soon find myself running down the hill with this giant trampoline chasing me. Paranoid I look around and I see the two men from earlier running away from the trampoline as well. We end up reaching flat ground and jump to the side as the trampoline passes. Landing in a walmart where I see alot of people I know doing conventional drugs. All I needed was a ride back to my car, but nobody could help me with that being all drugged up. SO I stole my friends keys, and found the car. As soon as I opened the door two girls come out and invite me to skinny dip.
Then I woke up…
Goddamnit
In my metaphorical garden, I harvest carrots, and I was told to eliminate these rabbits that come into my garden and fuck up my carrots. I’ve taken a liking to one of these rabbits but it is still fucking up my garden… what to do..
but I always find myself having the high score
Mmmm helping me get through work haha
Derricious